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NOSEBLEED. BLOOD ALL OVER MY LAPTOP
O///O Hinata?
N-Naruto-kun .//////.
Is this some kind of peek into your mind ‘ttebayo? >///>
N-NO! T-This is false! >///////<;
Kinky? *casually paints the scene*
” Because, ” she started , another sigh following. ” Look , Sai , people don’t really like to be called bad words, even if it’s true. I , in fact , we all , appreciate your sincerity but it hurts us sometimes. ”
“Oh, is hag a bad word?” he asked.
” Do you really care what hags do? ” the pinkette replied with another question, arms crossed over her chest as her brows knitted.
“Of course I care.” He stared blankly. “Aren’t we friends? I’ve been told that friends ask each other that sort of thing.”
” Okay , okay , ” she sighed and dropped her arms to her sides , staring at her friend. ” But please, stop calling me a hag , Sai . ”
“Oh, why?” he asked, genuinely not understanding why it was bad.
” Do you really care what hags do? ” the pinkette replied with another question, arms crossed over her chest as her brows knitted.
“Of course I care.” He stared blankly. “Aren’t we friends? I’ve been told that friends ask each other that sort of thing.”
*pulls pants down* What do you think?You lack penis -walks away-
O_O But everyone else has said it was great. Someone even called it a beast, which I’ve taken to believe is a good thing.
Are too.
You want my dick.Am not!
no maybe yes okay fineAre too.
You can suck it if you want.AM NOT.
…Please
Are too. Is that begging?
…Shut up, Asshole.
YEAH LET’S SEE IF YOU’RE STILL SAYING THAT WHEN IT’S UP YOUR ASS HUHThat wasn’t a denial.
You can try, but I don’t think it’s big enough.Well I mean you walk around half naked already…
SHUT THE FUCK UP SAI AND ADMIT THAT MY DICK IS BIG
Actually, considering that I stripped for you today, you should say that I walk around all the way naked.
It’s like a pinky toe.
Yeah, that’s for sure.
SHUT UP ITS A NICE BIG SAUSAGE AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU JUST DON’T WANT TO ADMIT IT BECAUSE YOU’RE A SADISTIC ASSHOLEBut I know you like me naked best.
It’s an acorn.…Shut up, Asshole.
YEAH LET’S SEE IF YOU’RE STILL SAYING THAT WHEN IT’S UP YOUR ASS HUH
That wasn’t a denial.
You can try, but I don’t think it’s big enough.
Don’t lie. You’re just jealous.
I am not jealous.
Attracted, maybe, but not jealous.Are too.
You want my dick.Am not!
no maybe yes okay fine
Are too. You can suck it if you want.
Yeah, it’s still really gay.
MY DICK IS NOT SMALL GOD DAMN IT SAIIt must suit me then.
Microscopic.Yeah, that’s for sure.
SHUT UP ITS A NICE BIG SAUSAGE AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU JUST DON’T WANT TO ADMIT IT BECAUSE YOU’RE A SADISTIC ASSHOLE
But I know you like me naked best.
It’s an acorn.
